Okay. So after attending Captain Jackson's Pirate themed birthday party, Gracie decided to deck herself out in all the loot from the goody bag. I can't remember her pirate nickname at the moment, but she said she was Jackson's pirate wife. Good thing Amy and I have already married them off!
This is her "mean pirate" face.
Now if we good just convert Jackson from a "War Eagle" to a "Roll Tide" (and teach him to love pickles), their marital problems would cease to exist!